Day 1: Exact
Today, I had to baby-sit my nephew, and we played "Simon Says". He enjoyed the game very much especially when I said, "Simon says hop on your left foot while patting the top of your head with your right hand for a straight 30 seconds". He never could do it and fell everytime, but he couldn't stop laughing.
Day 2: Figurative
Today in art, the class was being terrible. We had one kid barking in class and crawling all over the floor. The teacher told us to knock some since into him. Soon after he said that, he quickly rushed out of the room. I bet he's going to quit.
Day 3: Formal
It was so funny today in class. These two girls got in an argument over something petty. Ashley told Sarah that she was mean, and then Sarah went off on the poor girl. "How am I mean? You say I'm mean, but you have no backing for your claim. You are completely ignorant and incompetant." Ashley looked confused, and I couldn't help but laugh.
Day 4: Grotesque
We had to take my dog to the vet today because something is wrong with her eye. It keeps oozing this nasty puss-like fluid. Then the fluid dries and creates crust. It's disgusting.
Day 5: Homespun
I heard the most country boy at the DMV today. He had the most twangy accent. He just kept talking about "coon huntin'" and how his "Paw" was going to buy him some type of gun. He also said something about how he killed his own "gobbler" for Thanksgiving dinner.
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